[The Relationship between model Agyness Deyn and rocker Albert Hammond Jr. passed away recently, according to a source close to the deceased. It was less than one year old and, contrary to rumor, had not grown into an Engagement. The Relationship was confirmed in June 2008, during an outing to the Songwriters Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony; over the course of its happy life, the Relationship was often photographed kissing or walking its dogs. The Relationship also appeared in a Valentine’s Day spread for Vogue. It was after that photo shoot that the Relationship fell ill. The cause of death was by mutual agreement, and sources say the Relationship already has been reincarnated as the Friendship.]
- NY Mag’s campy obit for Agy and Albert’s romance
Seriously though: Team Agyness!
